Rating :*** 1/2
"Are you ashamed to be seen with me?" the only white-American
contestant in the all-desi US-based music contest asks his strictly
brown girlfriend Ayesha Dharker.
And you wonder, not for the first time during the nimble narration,
at the fistful of farce that first-time filmmaker Manish Acharya
facilitates into this 'funny-on-the-top, tragic-at-the-bottom' film.
It provides a glimpse into the quirks, quibbles, eccentricities
and other cultural excesses of a bunch of Indians in the US trying
hard to keep the Bollywood spirit alive in the land of opportunities
and, yes, dreams.
First things first. Writer-director Manish Acharya's 90-minute
film leaves you with enough characters to populate two big-budget
Karan Johar spectacles. Broadly assertive Indians swarm the posh
hotel that hosts the music contestants.
Yes, there's plenty of anger underlining the film's utterly blithe
and amusing subtext. On the surface, the eccentric and isolated
NRI community seem to represent the most apparent fall-out of cultural
displacement.
Within half-an-hour you warm up to these naively ambitious characters
as people whom you've probably bumped into during your last visit
to the US at the neighbourhood curry canteen.
These include the chic socialite, played by Shabana Azmi who sports
a dazzling smile and a new haircut, whose raga-rich guru teaches
her to sing "Chura liya hai tumne" sexily, the 17-year
old singing prodigy (Ishitta Sharrma) of a stifling Gujarati family
and the earnest but talent-less Bollywood-fixated bimbo (Seema Rahmani).
Also present are the Bollywood-Bachchan fanatic (played by director
Acharya) and the belligerent gay Bhangra-rap duo who walk hand-in-hand
with aggressive amorousness across the hotel lobby. They all gather
together in a hilarious huddle of NRI eccentricities, Bollywood
norms and Hindi songs belted out in voices that often belong to
the bathroom.
Given the time limitations, every character still brings to his
or her role a delectable participative spirit.
"Loins..." could not have worked without the same cast
and its tough to single out any one performance. But Jameel Khan's
evil-eyed, boorish and vulgar performance as the show's organiser
stands out. As for Shabana, in her 10-minute appearance she brings
fire, ice and a bit of wicked sunshine to the table.
Watch her in the sequence while addressing a press conference in
the hotel lobby where she's interrupted by the only non-Brown contestant
Josh for a wrong reference to a Bachchan flick.
The steely glance she throws at the poor chap could de-freeze an
igloo. To play people who are parodic and silly in their self-importance
with such warmth and understanding isn't easy.
But on the surface, the actors and the gifted director make it
look easy.
"Loins Of Punjab Presents" is all about scratching the
surface to discover the painfully embarrassing dreams and ambitions
of a generation that has moved as far away from 'home' as India
has moved in the world of globalisation.
See the film for the layers of sadness it secretes while telling
a tale of preposterous self-promotion by people who can't look beyond
their own voices. Or watch the film for its unstoppable flow of
brilliantly witty one-liners and for bringing into play Bollywood's
film-song culture without being a musical.